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12.06.2025 08:43

They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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So, the docs changed it to read
—
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts